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MEAN GIRLS QUOTES. ♥

One year ago - 3,700 views
MEAN GIRLS QUOTES. ♥
@kelseeyx0 here, again:)
they'll go in order by person!
 
CADY :
* "I was a woman possessed. I spent about 80% of my time talking about Regina, and the other 20% of the time, I was praying for someone else to bring her up so I could talk about her more. I could hear people getting bored with me, but I couldn't stop. It just kept coming up like word vomit."
 
* "Calling somebody else fat won't make you any skinnier. Calling somebody else stupid doesn't make you any smarter. And ruining Regina George's life definitely didn't make me any happier. All you can do in life is try to solve the problem in front of you."
 
* "In Girl World, Halloween is the one night a year when a girl can dress up like a total slutt and no other girls can say anything about it."
 
* "I know it may seem like I've become a bitchh, but that's only because I was acting like a bitchh."
 
* "Yeah, everyone in Africa can read Swedish."
 
* "Grool...I meant to say cool and then I started to say great."
 
* "Half the people in this room are mad at me, and the other half only like me because they think I pushed somebody in front a bus, so... that's not good."
 
* "They think we're weirdly religious or something."
 
* "How could Janis hate Regina? She was such a good...SLUTT!"
 
DAMIEN :
* "I want my pink shirt back!"
 
* "She doesn't even go here!"
 
* "My nana takes her wig off when she's drunk"
 
* "You can't join Mathletes, that's social suicide!"
 
* "Oh my God - Danny DeVito, I love your work!"
 
* "She asked me how to spell 'orange.'"
 
* "Glenn Coco? Four for you Glenn Coco! You go Glenn Coco!"
 
* "That's why her hair's so big, it's full of secrets!"
 
* "I care! Every year the school throws a dance called the Spring Fling. And whosoever is elected Spring Fling King and Queen automatically becomes head of the Student Activities Committee, and since I am an active member of the Student Activities Committee, I would say, yeah, I care."
 
* "She's fabulous but she's evil."
 
GRETCHEN :
 
* "Why should Caesar get to stomp around like a giant while the rest of us try not to get smushed under his BIG FEET? What's so great about Caesar? Hmm? Brutus is just as cute as Caesar. OK, Brutus is just as smart as Caesar. People totally like Brutus just as much as they like Caesar, and when did it become okay for one person to be the boss of everybody, huh? Because that's not what Rome is about! We should totally just STAB CAESAR!"
 
* "Irregardless, ex-boyfriends are just off limits to friends. I mean that's just like the rules of feminism!"
 
* "Oh no, I can't say anything else until I have a parent or lawyer present."
 
* "That is so fetch!"
 
* "Well, I mean her parents totally don't sleep in the same bed anymore if that's what you mean. Oh my God! Don't tell tell her I told you that!"
 
* "Maybe she feels weird around me 'cause I'm the only one who knows about her nose job. Oh my God! Pretend you didn't hear that!"
 
* "Oh my God, Karen... you can't just ask people why they're white."
 
* "Make sure you check out her mom's boob job, they're hard as rocks."
 
* "I don't think my father, the inventor of Toaster Strudel, would be too pleased to hear about this."
 
* "I'm sorry that people are so jealous of me. But I can't help it that I'm popular."
 
JANIS :
 
* "Hi, I'm Janis. And this is Damian. He's almost too gay to function."
 
* "Oh, I love seeing teachers outside of school. It's like seeing a dog walk on its hind legs."
 
* "This is asss, you guys. It's been a month, and all we've done is make Regina's face smell like a foot."
 
* "And evil takes a human form in Regina George. Ah, now don't be fooled. 'Cause she may seem like your typical, selfish, back-stabbing, slutt-faced, ho-bag; but in reality, she is so much more than that."
 
* "There are two kinds of evil people: people who do evil stuff and people who see evil stuff being done and don't try to stop it."
 
* "Okay, yeah. I've got an apology. So, I have this friend who is a new student this year, and I convinced her that it would be fun to mess up Regina George's life. So I had her pretend to be friends with Regina, and then she would come to my house after and we would just laugh about all the dumb stuff Regina said. And we gave her these candy bar things that would make her gain weight, and then we turned her best friends against her. And then... Oh yeah, Cady - you know my friend Cady? She made out with her boyfriend, and then convinced him to break up with her. Oh, God, and we gave her foot cream instead of face wash. God! I am so sorry, Regina. Really, I don't know why I did this. I guess it's probably because I've got a big lesbian crush on you! Suck on that! Ay-yi-yi-yi-yi!
 
* "[Nice wig Janis, what's it made of?] Your mom's chest hair!"
 
* "You smell like a baby prostitute."
 
* "She's a life ruiner. She ruins people's lives."
 
* "We gotta crack Gretchen Wieners. We crack Gretchen and we crack the lock on Regina's whole dirty history."
 
* "Oh! At least me and Regina George know we're mean! You try to act like you're so innocent like 'oh, I used to live in Africa with all the little birdies and the little monkeys!'"
 
* "See?! That is what's wrong with you plastics! You think that everybody is in love with you, when actually everybody hates you. Like, Aaron Samuels for example? He broke up with Regina, and guess what?! He still doesn't want you. So why are you still messing with Regina, Cady? I'll tell you why; 'cause you are a mean girl! You're a bitchh!"
 
* "Where you sit in the cafeteria is crucial 'cause you got everybody there. You've got your Freshmen, ROTC guys, Preps, JV Jocks, Asian Nerds, Cool Asians, Varsity Jocks, Unfriendly Black Hotties, Girls Who Eat Their Feelings, Girls Who Don't Eat Anything, Desperate Wannabes, Burnouts, Sexually Active Band Geeks, The Greatest People You Will Ever Meet, and The Worst. Beware of the Plastics."
 
KAREN :
 
* "On Wednesdays we wear pink!"
 
* "I'm kind of psychic...I have a fifth sense! It's like I have ESPN or something...my breasts can always tell when it's going to rain... Well...they can tell when it's raining."
 
* "Gretchen, I'm sorry I laughed at you that time you got diarrhea at Barnes & Nobles... And I'm sorry for telling everyone... And I'm sorry for repeating it just now."
 
* "I can't go out...(cough cough) I'm sick."
 
* "So if you're from Africa... Why are you white?"
 
* "Do you wanna do something fun? You wanna go to Taco Bell?"
 
* "I'm a mouse. Duh."
 
KEVIN :
 
* "Yo yo yo! All...you...sucka MC's ain't got nothin' on me. From my grades to my rhymes, you can't touch Kevin G. I'm a mathlete, so a nerd is inferred, but forget what you heard, I'm like James Bond the Third. Sh-sh-shaken not stirred, I'm Kevin Gnapoor. The G is silent when I sneak through your door and make love to your woman on the bathroom floor. I don't play it like Shaggy, you'll know it was me 'cause the next time you see her she be like 'Oh! Kevin G...'"
 
REGINA :
 
* "Why do you wear your hair like that? Your hair looks so sexy pushed back. Cady, will you please tell him his hair looks sexy pushed back?"
 
* "UGH! Do you know what people say about you? They say that you're a home-schooled jungle freak who's a less hot version of me! Yeah! So don't try to act so innocent! You can take that fake apology and shove it straight up your hairy- "
 
* "Get in loser, we're going shopping."
 
* "I gave him everything... I was half a virgin when I met him!"
 
* "I know she's kind of socially retarded and weird, but she's my friend... so, just promise me you wont make fun of her."
 
* "Boo, you whoree."
 
* "Is butter a carb?"
 
* "Jason, you do not you bring Gretchen to a party at my house and then scam on some poor, innocent girl right in front of us three days later."
 
* "Oh my God! It's her dream come true: Diving into a big pile of girls."
 
* "That's the ugliest effing skirt I've ever seen."
 
* "I love her! She's like a Martian."
 
* "Oh, this is Susan from Planned Parenthood, I have her test results. If you could have her call me as soon as she can. It's urgent. Thank you."
 
* "Gretchen, stop trying to make fetch happen! It's not going to happen!"
 
* "Can I just say that we do not have a clique problem at this school? And some of us shouldn't have to take this workshop because some of us are just victims in this situation?"
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APPS! ♥

One year ago - 952 views
APPS! ♥
it's @kelseeyx0:)
i know theres 3058938590285 tips just like this one but here are some good apps to have on your ipod! all of these are free or have a free version!
 
- facebook.
- temple run.
- surviving highschool.
- cause of death.
- twitter.
- words with friends.
- bejeweled 2.
- forever 21.
- fruit ninja.
- unblock me.
- sims freeplay.
- pink nation.
- photoshop express.
- doodle jump.
- line runner.
- cube runner.
- rope'n'fly.
- hollister.
- abercrombie.
- dear blank please blank.
- tumblr.
- camwow.
- skype.
- oovoo.
- pandora.
- period tracker.
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LIP SCRUBS. ♥

One year ago - 255 views
LIP SCRUBS. ♥
heey, it's @kelseeyx0 (:
 
for all of these : mix ingredients together. rub it on lips & then rinse it off. apply CHAPSTICK after.
 
* - SUGAR SCRUB
ingredients :
- small amount of sugar
- a few drops of water
 
* - HONEY SCRUB
ingredients :
- 1 teaspoon of honey
- 1 teaspoon of baking soda
 
* - SALT & SUGAR SCRUB
ingredients :
- 1 teaspoon of salt
- 1 teaspoon of sugar
- small amount of vaseline
 
* - BROWN SUGAR SCRUB
ingredients :
1 teaspoon Brown Sugar
1/2 teaspoon Olive Oil or Coconut Oil
 
WARNING: too much exfoliation is not good for your lips. only use a scrub once a week at most.
 
sorry this was kind of short, but these are the only lip scrubs i have used, which i found online when i first started using lip scrubs. you can try google & leave what you find in the comments, if you'd like. (:
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HEALTHY LIPS (:

One year ago - 178 views
HEALTHY LIPS (:
okay, first of all i'm beyond sorry we are never on. like, my new years resolution for polyvore is to be more active on here & my writing account. i have a few ideas for tips to post on here, i just have to write them out. so, here's how to get the softest lips anyone has ever used.
 
* - MOISTURIZE.
ladies i cannot stress this enough. ALWAYS carry chapstick around with you. not that tube of lipgloss that keeps your lips shiny & taste good, carry actual chapstick. whenever your lips start to feel dry put on your chapstick.
 
* - USE LIP SCRUBS.
you can find so many different methods of lip scrubs all over the internet. here's our tip on lip scrubs: http://www.polyvore.com/cgi/set?id=42348817
 
* - DRINK WATER.
your lips start to become chapped when your body is trying to tell you it needs water, so drink up!
 
* - AVOID LICKING YOUR LIPS.
saliva can dry your lips quickly, therefore avoid licking your lips... including chapstick with distracting smells. it can make you tempted to lick it off.
 
* - BRUSH YOUR LIPS.
make sure your toothbrush is wet, and don't brush them too hard, that can damage your lips.
 
* - PUT HONEY ON YOUR LIPS.
make sure it's PURE honey, not fake. & do this before you go to bed.
 
* - USE VASELINE.
this does the same purpose as chapstick, obviously. but it's not as convenient to carry around. so do this at home.
 
* - BREATHE OUT OF YOUR NOSE.
this may sound silly, but the air coming out of your mouth can dry out your lips quicker.
 
thanks for reading!
xo, @kelseeyx0

Cool Room Ideas for your Tastee. ♥

One year ago - 1,795 views
Cool Room Ideas for your Tastee. ♥
this is @tessaalouuu & i know it's been forever since ive been on. Sorry for thaatm but ive been *uber* busy with school & sports.
 
okaay so,
 
if your style is//
 
Indiee;
- collaged walls.
- wall quote.
- slouchy pillows & bed comforter.
- christmas lights around your bed frame.
- vinyls & record players are *uber* cooool. js.
- band posters.
- statement pillows (sushi, mustache, etc)
 
Girlyy;
- I highly recommend the teen vogue bedding. supperr cuuuteee.
- vanity
- paper lanterns
- wall art
 
Vintage;
- old vinyls
- floral bedspread
- *not a room nessesity* OXFORDS. LMAO.
- paper cranes.
- pictures on a clothes line.
 
Classy;
- "nice" furnituree..lol http://www.polyvore.com/one_my_favorites_found_in/thing?id=19473623
- chandelier
- classy colors (pink, black, white)
- intital pillow.
 
sooo yeaah, if you want me to add moree comment.
short tipp
- @tessaalouuu
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- letting HiM know how you feel . ♥

One year ago - 253 views
- letting HiM know how you feel . ♥
hiiiii, it's @kelseeyx0. you're probably like, who is this? i'm cecilia. i'm the same person as her, but i changed my name on polyvore so it's actually my real name. & also, sorry i haven't made a tip in foreveeer!
 
O1. Tell Him! if you're someone who is normally bold & can handle tell him, do it!
 
O2. Have a Mutual Friend Tell Him! find someone you're friends with that's friends with him, too! you can tell either a guy or girl friend to talk to him about it, i personally have a guy do it. & it's always the same guy, but i've known him forever, so i don't care if he knows who i like.
 
O3. Flirrrt! Just flirt with him, he might get the message. Unless you're known for flirting with guys, he'll get a hint.
 
O4. TALK TO HIM! It drives me crazy when two people like each other, and never talk. If you don't talk to him, he'll think that you don't actually like him, rumors are just going around.
 
O5. Ask him to hang out with you. He'll probably get it, or maybe he'll just think you're just friends... but if you hang out with him, you'll see what he's like outside of school. & If you'll get easily annoyed or sick of him.
 
O6. If you end up dating the guy, be careful. You might get in a fight, or something small might happen that will make you want to end things with him. i can't tell you the amount of times i've gotten in a fight with a boyfriend, or just got generally annoyed, & broke up with him. i didn't realize how much he meant to me after i did it. & by the time i realized this, he moved on. watch what you do!
 
Sorry this was kinda shooort. i'll have more tips sooon!
love,
@kelseeyx0 (:

auditionnnnnnns

One year ago - 227 views
auditionnnnnnns
Tessa & I haven't really been on this account that much lately, & we don't want this account to just be wasted. We figured if we add more members, the account will be more active! We'll accept a certain amount of you depending on how many apply.
 
Here's how to join:
o1. write a tip on anything you want. (it can't be something we already did a tip on)
o2. publish it in a set.
o3. post the link to it on THIS SET. & include the following information in your comment:
Name:
How active will you be?:
Can we trust you with the account info?:
 
THANKS. ♥
lovealways, kelsey (:
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new icooooooooooooooooooon.

One year ago - 228 views
new icooooooooooooooooooon.
sorry we haven't been on lately, tessa & i have both been reallyy busy lately & haven't had time to just sit down & make tips. we'll be putting some up soon though! (:

halloweenn ♥

One year ago - 382 views
halloweenn ♥
heeey(:
sorry i havent been on in like foreverrr.
ive been extremely busy w/ schoool & xc. ;P
 
How to pick the perfect halloween costume;
 
1. Think of what you wanna go as (:
Some ideas are...
 
1.) Snookiiii ♥ (verrry popular this year) Just get some "Bump It's"; http://www.bighappiehair.com/, some Ugg boots, a hoodie, some dark sunglasses, and a small pillow if you want to go for the "full look" with her bountiful backside..loll (:
 
2.) Superman ♥ (this year im going as Superman or Clark Kent.) What I'm doing for my costume is a superman tee (you can get those at like Hot Topic or at a mall), a white button up shirt, some dark wash skinny jeans, black moccasins/black converse, and a pair of nerddy glassesss (: make sure to tuck in your button up and tshirt and add a brown belt & red lipstickk (:
 
3.) Indiann ♥ (I dont want anyone to get offended by thiss)
Its fun to go as a group w/ this one! Get all your friends together and make headpieces with colored construction paper & colored feathers (:
Wear it w/ a black shirt, dark skinny jeans, & brown moccasins. ALSO; paint lines on your face w/ face paint! http://www.polyvore.com/maybe_one_day_well_all/thing?id=18723062
 
if you dont plan to go trick-or-treating than i suggest making the shirt that Selena is wearing in the picture in the set! its super cute and goes with anything (:
 
So I hope you have a happy & safe halloween ♥
-Tessaa (:
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- adorable braids. ♥

One year ago - 735 views
- adorable braids. ♥
Before I start, I’d just like to point out that I miss summer sooo much. So that’s why the set is summery. (:
Materials ; ♥
• hair bands / elastics. I’d recommend some smaller ones and some bigger ones, depending on which braid you’re doing.
• bobby pins
• hairspray // optional
• brush / comb
 
“Traditional Braid”
• Most people know how to do these, but don’t feel bad if you don’t know how. If you already know how to do a traditional braid, just skip over this. You’ll need to know how to do this in order to do other braids.
 
Step 1 ; Comb your hair out and take a section of hair you’d like to braid. (Or you can do all of your hair.)
Step 2 ; Separate your hair into 3 sections, that are about equal.
Step 3 ; Take one section and put it in the middle of the three sections.
Step 4 ; Take the section of hair you have not moved yet, and move it so it is now in the middle. (Example, I have sections 1, 2, and 3. I moved 1 over 2 so 1 is in the middle, then I take section 3 and replace 1 with 3. So now the order of hair sections is 2, 3, and 1.)
Step 5 ; Repeat steps 3 and 4 until you have reached your desired length. Secure it with a hair band and bobby pin // hairspray any fly away hairs that you don’t want there.
 
“Cute Braid” (left side)
• Okay, I know that is probably not the name of that braid, but I have no idea what to call it, so if you know could you please let me know? (:
Step 1 ; Split your hair into 3 sections.
Step 2 ; Take one section and split it into 3 sections. Then, braid that section of your hair and secure it with a small hair elastic.
Step 3 ; Do step 2 to the other 2 sections of hair you have.
Step 4 ; Take your 3 sections of braided hair and braid them together.
Step 5 ; When you have finished braiding your braids together, secure it with a hair band and bobby pin // hairspray any fly away hairs you don’t want.
 
“Fishtail Braided Braids” (top right, second picture.)
• Again, this probably isn’t the correct name of the braid, but I honestly have no idea what it is called. But for this braid, you must know how to fishtail braid. If you don’t know how to do that, take a minute to read over our fishtail braiding tip ; http://www.polyvore.com/o9_how_to_fishtail_braid/set?id=32960730
Step 1 ; Split your hair into 2 sections. Then split each section into 2 sections, and fishtail braid each one, and secure them with elastics. (I just realized that this is kind of confusing, so I’ll try to rephrase this. Your hair will end up having 2 braids on each side. So, you’ll end up actually splitting your hair into 14 sections total, but only have 7 fishtails in your hair at the end.)
Step 2 ; Once all of your hair has been braided, fishtail the two sections on one side of your head together and secure with a hair band. Repeat this on the other side of your head.
Step 3 ; Fishtail the remaining two fishtailed fishtails together then secure it with a hair band.
Step 4 ; Bobby pin // hairspray any fly away hairs you don’t want.
 
“Waterfall Braid” (bottom pictures)
• Okay, I personally cannot do this braid, but I really wanted to incorporate it in with this tip, so a good tutorial from Youtube that I have watched that shows how to do the braid and shows a way to finish it is ; http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FElGSmYPjWM
“Braided Headband” (top right, left picture.)
• Yet again, I have never been able to do this successfully, but instead of me trying to explain a hairstyle I can’t do, watch this Youtube tutorial! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OR8D1ieuFGo
“French Twist” (unpictured)
• This braid is basically just for the front part of your hair, or if you have side bangs, for them. I have naturally curly hair, and when I don’t straighten my hair, I pull back my bangs. For so long it looked boring just clipped back, so I learned how to do this, and I always use it now.
Step 1 ; Take a small section of your hair in the front, closest to your part.
Step 2 ; Take another small section right next to your other section, and twist them around each other, kind of. (Example : Section 1 is closest to my head, bring it below section 2, and around so section 2 is in front of section 1.)
Step 3 ; Add more hair to section 2, by picking up the next available hair closest to your part, but still in line with the other two sections.
Step 4 ; Twist that with section 1, and add more hair to section 1, once they are twisted.
Step 5 ; Continue twisting the hair and adding more until you have reached the desired length.. Bobby pin the hair to your head.
*Once you have reached the point where there is no hair to add in line with your 2 original sections, start going back your head until you have reached your desired length. I would start going back around the time my hair is in line with my eyebrows. These sounds extremely confusing but trust me it’s not. If you’d like to watch a Youtube tutorial on it that shows how to do it instead of just explaining it, I’d recommend this video : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JItVWQSUxsE&feature=channel_video_title That’s where I learned how to do it, it also is showing how do to another hair tutorial, but this hairstyle is first.
 
Thanks for reading and I’m sorry we haven’t been active on here for very long!
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