@kelseeyx0 here, again:)
they'll go in order by person!
CADY :
* "I was a woman possessed. I spent about 80% of my time talking about Regina, and the other 20% of the time, I was praying for someone else to bring her up so I could talk about her more. I could hear people getting bored with me, but I couldn't stop. It just kept coming up like word vomit."
* "Calling somebody else fat won't make you any skinnier. Calling somebody else stupid doesn't make you any smarter. And ruining Regina George's life definitely didn't make me any happier. All you can do in life is try to solve the problem in front of you."
* "In Girl World, Halloween is the one night a year when a girl can dress up like a total slutt and no other girls can say anything about it."
* "I know it may seem like I've become a bitchh, but that's only because I was acting like a bitchh."
* "Yeah, everyone in Africa can read Swedish."
* "Grool...I meant to say cool and then I started to say great."
* "Half the people in this room are mad at me, and the other half only like me because they think I pushed somebody in front a bus, so... that's not good."
* "They think we're weirdly religious or something."
* "How could Janis hate Regina? She was such a good...SLUTT!"
DAMIEN :
* "I want my pink shirt back!"
* "She doesn't even go here!"
* "My nana takes her wig off when she's drunk"
* "You can't join Mathletes, that's social suicide!"
* "Oh my God - Danny DeVito, I love your work!"
* "She asked me how to spell 'orange.'"
* "Glenn Coco? Four for you Glenn Coco! You go Glenn Coco!"
* "That's why her hair's so big, it's full of secrets!"
* "I care! Every year the school throws a dance called the Spring Fling. And whosoever is elected Spring Fling King and Queen automatically becomes head of the Student Activities Committee, and since I am an active member of the Student Activities Committee, I would say, yeah, I care."
* "She's fabulous but she's evil."
GRETCHEN :
* "Why should Caesar get to stomp around like a giant while the rest of us try not to get smushed under his BIG FEET? What's so great about Caesar? Hmm? Brutus is just as cute as Caesar. OK, Brutus is just as smart as Caesar. People totally like Brutus just as much as they like Caesar, and when did it become okay for one person to be the boss of everybody, huh? Because that's not what Rome is about! We should totally just STAB CAESAR!"
* "Irregardless, ex-boyfriends are just off limits to friends. I mean that's just like the rules of feminism!"
* "Oh no, I can't say anything else until I have a parent or lawyer present."
* "That is so fetch!"
* "Well, I mean her parents totally don't sleep in the same bed anymore if that's what you mean. Oh my God! Don't tell tell her I told you that!"
* "Maybe she feels weird around me 'cause I'm the only one who knows about her nose job. Oh my God! Pretend you didn't hear that!"
* "Oh my God, Karen... you can't just ask people why they're white."
* "Make sure you check out her mom's boob job, they're hard as rocks."
* "I don't think my father, the inventor of Toaster Strudel, would be too pleased to hear about this."
* "I'm sorry that people are so jealous of me. But I can't help it that I'm popular."
JANIS :
* "Hi, I'm Janis. And this is Damian. He's almost too gay to function."
* "Oh, I love seeing teachers outside of school. It's like seeing a dog walk on its hind legs."
* "This is asss, you guys. It's been a month, and all we've done is make Regina's face smell like a foot."
* "And evil takes a human form in Regina George. Ah, now don't be fooled. 'Cause she may seem like your typical, selfish, back-stabbing, slutt-faced, ho-bag; but in reality, she is so much more than that."
* "There are two kinds of evil people: people who do evil stuff and people who see evil stuff being done and don't try to stop it."
* "Okay, yeah. I've got an apology. So, I have this friend who is a new student this year, and I convinced her that it would be fun to mess up Regina George's life. So I had her pretend to be friends with Regina, and then she would come to my house after and we would just laugh about all the dumb stuff Regina said. And we gave her these candy bar things that would make her gain weight, and then we turned her best friends against her. And then... Oh yeah, Cady - you know my friend Cady? She made out with her boyfriend, and then convinced him to break up with her. Oh, God, and we gave her foot cream instead of face wash. God! I am so sorry, Regina. Really, I don't know why I did this. I guess it's probably because I've got a big lesbian crush on you! Suck on that! Ay-yi-yi-yi-yi!
* "[Nice wig Janis, what's it made of?] Your mom's chest hair!"
* "You smell like a baby prostitute."
* "She's a life ruiner. She ruins people's lives."
* "We gotta crack Gretchen Wieners. We crack Gretchen and we crack the lock on Regina's whole dirty history."
* "Oh! At least me and Regina George know we're mean! You try to act like you're so innocent like 'oh, I used to live in Africa with all the little birdies and the little monkeys!'"
* "See?! That is what's wrong with you plastics! You think that everybody is in love with you, when actually everybody hates you. Like, Aaron Samuels for example? He broke up with Regina, and guess what?! He still doesn't want you. So why are you still messing with Regina, Cady? I'll tell you why; 'cause you are a mean girl! You're a bitchh!"
* "Where you sit in the cafeteria is crucial 'cause you got everybody there. You've got your Freshmen, ROTC guys, Preps, JV Jocks, Asian Nerds, Cool Asians, Varsity Jocks, Unfriendly Black Hotties, Girls Who Eat Their Feelings, Girls Who Don't Eat Anything, Desperate Wannabes, Burnouts, Sexually Active Band Geeks, The Greatest People You Will Ever Meet, and The Worst. Beware of the Plastics."
KAREN :
* "On Wednesdays we wear pink!"
* "I'm kind of psychic...I have a fifth sense! It's like I have ESPN or something...my breasts can always tell when it's going to rain... Well...they can tell when it's raining."
* "Gretchen, I'm sorry I laughed at you that time you got diarrhea at Barnes & Nobles... And I'm sorry for telling everyone... And I'm sorry for repeating it just now."
* "I can't go out...(cough cough) I'm sick."
* "So if you're from Africa... Why are you white?"
* "Do you wanna do something fun? You wanna go to Taco Bell?"
* "I'm a mouse. Duh."
KEVIN :
* "Yo yo yo! All...you...sucka MC's ain't got nothin' on me. From my grades to my rhymes, you can't touch Kevin G. I'm a mathlete, so a nerd is inferred, but forget what you heard, I'm like James Bond the Third. Sh-sh-shaken not stirred, I'm Kevin Gnapoor. The G is silent when I sneak through your door and make love to your woman on the bathroom floor. I don't play it like Shaggy, you'll know it was me 'cause the next time you see her she be like 'Oh! Kevin G...'"
REGINA :
* "Why do you wear your hair like that? Your hair looks so sexy pushed back. Cady, will you please tell him his hair looks sexy pushed back?"
* "UGH! Do you know what people say about you? They say that you're a home-schooled jungle freak who's a less hot version of me! Yeah! So don't try to act so innocent! You can take that fake apology and shove it straight up your hairy- "
* "Get in loser, we're going shopping."
* "I gave him everything... I was half a virgin when I met him!"
* "I know she's kind of socially retarded and weird, but she's my friend... so, just promise me you wont make fun of her."
* "Boo, you whoree."
* "Is butter a carb?"
* "Jason, you do not you bring Gretchen to a party at my house and then scam on some poor, innocent girl right in front of us three days later."
* "Oh my God! It's her dream come true: Diving into a big pile of girls."
* "That's the ugliest effing skirt I've ever seen."
* "I love her! She's like a Martian."
* "Oh, this is Susan from Planned Parenthood, I have her test results. If you could have her call me as soon as she can. It's urgent. Thank you."
* "Gretchen, stop trying to make fetch happen! It's not going to happen!"
* "Can I just say that we do not have a clique problem at this school? And some of us shouldn't have to take this workshop because some of us are just victims in this situation?"
they'll go in order by person!
CADY :
* "I was a woman possessed. I spent about 80% of my time talking about Regina, and the other 20% of the time, I was praying for someone else to bring her up so I could talk about her more. I could hear people getting bored with me, but I couldn't stop. It just kept coming up like word vomit."
* "Calling somebody else fat won't make you any skinnier. Calling somebody else stupid doesn't make you any smarter. And ruining Regina George's life definitely didn't make me any happier. All you can do in life is try to solve the problem in front of you."
* "In Girl World, Halloween is the one night a year when a girl can dress up like a total slutt and no other girls can say anything about it."
* "I know it may seem like I've become a bitchh, but that's only because I was acting like a bitchh."
* "Yeah, everyone in Africa can read Swedish."
* "Grool...I meant to say cool and then I started to say great."
* "Half the people in this room are mad at me, and the other half only like me because they think I pushed somebody in front a bus, so... that's not good."
* "They think we're weirdly religious or something."
* "How could Janis hate Regina? She was such a good...SLUTT!"
DAMIEN :
* "I want my pink shirt back!"
* "She doesn't even go here!"
* "My nana takes her wig off when she's drunk"
* "You can't join Mathletes, that's social suicide!"
* "Oh my God - Danny DeVito, I love your work!"
* "She asked me how to spell 'orange.'"
* "Glenn Coco? Four for you Glenn Coco! You go Glenn Coco!"
* "That's why her hair's so big, it's full of secrets!"
* "I care! Every year the school throws a dance called the Spring Fling. And whosoever is elected Spring Fling King and Queen automatically becomes head of the Student Activities Committee, and since I am an active member of the Student Activities Committee, I would say, yeah, I care."
* "She's fabulous but she's evil."
GRETCHEN :
* "Why should Caesar get to stomp around like a giant while the rest of us try not to get smushed under his BIG FEET? What's so great about Caesar? Hmm? Brutus is just as cute as Caesar. OK, Brutus is just as smart as Caesar. People totally like Brutus just as much as they like Caesar, and when did it become okay for one person to be the boss of everybody, huh? Because that's not what Rome is about! We should totally just STAB CAESAR!"
* "Irregardless, ex-boyfriends are just off limits to friends. I mean that's just like the rules of feminism!"
* "Oh no, I can't say anything else until I have a parent or lawyer present."
* "That is so fetch!"
* "Well, I mean her parents totally don't sleep in the same bed anymore if that's what you mean. Oh my God! Don't tell tell her I told you that!"
* "Maybe she feels weird around me 'cause I'm the only one who knows about her nose job. Oh my God! Pretend you didn't hear that!"
* "Oh my God, Karen... you can't just ask people why they're white."
* "Make sure you check out her mom's boob job, they're hard as rocks."
* "I don't think my father, the inventor of Toaster Strudel, would be too pleased to hear about this."
* "I'm sorry that people are so jealous of me. But I can't help it that I'm popular."
JANIS :
* "Hi, I'm Janis. And this is Damian. He's almost too gay to function."
* "Oh, I love seeing teachers outside of school. It's like seeing a dog walk on its hind legs."
* "This is asss, you guys. It's been a month, and all we've done is make Regina's face smell like a foot."
* "And evil takes a human form in Regina George. Ah, now don't be fooled. 'Cause she may seem like your typical, selfish, back-stabbing, slutt-faced, ho-bag; but in reality, she is so much more than that."
* "There are two kinds of evil people: people who do evil stuff and people who see evil stuff being done and don't try to stop it."
* "Okay, yeah. I've got an apology. So, I have this friend who is a new student this year, and I convinced her that it would be fun to mess up Regina George's life. So I had her pretend to be friends with Regina, and then she would come to my house after and we would just laugh about all the dumb stuff Regina said. And we gave her these candy bar things that would make her gain weight, and then we turned her best friends against her. And then... Oh yeah, Cady - you know my friend Cady? She made out with her boyfriend, and then convinced him to break up with her. Oh, God, and we gave her foot cream instead of face wash. God! I am so sorry, Regina. Really, I don't know why I did this. I guess it's probably because I've got a big lesbian crush on you! Suck on that! Ay-yi-yi-yi-yi!
* "[Nice wig Janis, what's it made of?] Your mom's chest hair!"
* "You smell like a baby prostitute."
* "She's a life ruiner. She ruins people's lives."
* "We gotta crack Gretchen Wieners. We crack Gretchen and we crack the lock on Regina's whole dirty history."
* "Oh! At least me and Regina George know we're mean! You try to act like you're so innocent like 'oh, I used to live in Africa with all the little birdies and the little monkeys!'"
* "See?! That is what's wrong with you plastics! You think that everybody is in love with you, when actually everybody hates you. Like, Aaron Samuels for example? He broke up with Regina, and guess what?! He still doesn't want you. So why are you still messing with Regina, Cady? I'll tell you why; 'cause you are a mean girl! You're a bitchh!"
* "Where you sit in the cafeteria is crucial 'cause you got everybody there. You've got your Freshmen, ROTC guys, Preps, JV Jocks, Asian Nerds, Cool Asians, Varsity Jocks, Unfriendly Black Hotties, Girls Who Eat Their Feelings, Girls Who Don't Eat Anything, Desperate Wannabes, Burnouts, Sexually Active Band Geeks, The Greatest People You Will Ever Meet, and The Worst. Beware of the Plastics."
KAREN :
* "On Wednesdays we wear pink!"
* "I'm kind of psychic...I have a fifth sense! It's like I have ESPN or something...my breasts can always tell when it's going to rain... Well...they can tell when it's raining."
* "Gretchen, I'm sorry I laughed at you that time you got diarrhea at Barnes & Nobles... And I'm sorry for telling everyone... And I'm sorry for repeating it just now."
* "I can't go out...(cough cough) I'm sick."
* "So if you're from Africa... Why are you white?"
* "Do you wanna do something fun? You wanna go to Taco Bell?"
* "I'm a mouse. Duh."
KEVIN :
* "Yo yo yo! All...you...sucka MC's ain't got nothin' on me. From my grades to my rhymes, you can't touch Kevin G. I'm a mathlete, so a nerd is inferred, but forget what you heard, I'm like James Bond the Third. Sh-sh-shaken not stirred, I'm Kevin Gnapoor. The G is silent when I sneak through your door and make love to your woman on the bathroom floor. I don't play it like Shaggy, you'll know it was me 'cause the next time you see her she be like 'Oh! Kevin G...'"
REGINA :
* "Why do you wear your hair like that? Your hair looks so sexy pushed back. Cady, will you please tell him his hair looks sexy pushed back?"
* "UGH! Do you know what people say about you? They say that you're a home-schooled jungle freak who's a less hot version of me! Yeah! So don't try to act so innocent! You can take that fake apology and shove it straight up your hairy- "
* "Get in loser, we're going shopping."
* "I gave him everything... I was half a virgin when I met him!"
* "I know she's kind of socially retarded and weird, but she's my friend... so, just promise me you wont make fun of her."
* "Boo, you whoree."
* "Is butter a carb?"
* "Jason, you do not you bring Gretchen to a party at my house and then scam on some poor, innocent girl right in front of us three days later."
* "Oh my God! It's her dream come true: Diving into a big pile of girls."
* "That's the ugliest effing skirt I've ever seen."
* "I love her! She's like a Martian."
* "Oh, this is Susan from Planned Parenthood, I have her test results. If you could have her call me as soon as she can. It's urgent. Thank you."
* "Gretchen, stop trying to make fetch happen! It's not going to happen!"
* "Can I just say that we do not have a clique problem at this school? And some of us shouldn't have to take this workshop because some of us are just victims in this situation?"
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